About me: " I am a simple kind of person,fun loving...blah blah blah".....Ohhh Orkut hallowed be thy name.

Since I have decided to eulogize Michael Schumacher after the chequered flag falls at the Brazilian Grand Priz.And since I have been using way less than my fair share of blogosphere bytes I decided to force myself into writing this.
Anyone of us who spends a few hours a week on Orkut (In my case a few days a week) is bound to have come across one of these cliched responses.Here's my little compilation,based on the 25319 profiles I viewed over the past year and a half (most of them of people I don't know,and unlikely to ever know).

About Me
I am a very simple kind of person/girl/boy/gal/guy.
I am emotional and sentimental.
I am very friendly.
I am a fun loving person/girl/boy/gal/guy.
I love my friends/Friends mean the world to me/I love spending time with my friends.
I like to live life to the fullest.
It feels strange to write about myself,so why not ask me and I'll tell you.
I like to read (showing off intellectual depth, I am sure).
....and many more.

Five Things I can't live without
Apparently most orkutters can't live without food,water,air(some prefer to write carbohydrates,protiens,H2O,O2 etc).Love,parents and a cell phone are enough for the rest of them.

Well,that's all I can think of on this lazy Saturday morning,comments and praises welcome.

PS: Assertiveness turns on most women.So the next time you are on a date,say "we are having the cheese pizza with biscuit toppings", you just might get lucky.